Ken doll blues

Why oh why are we born into this world sans genitalia?
I understand say, on the teen server but in the very adult world of sl?
I personally have witnessed the trials of a couple of male friends frantically trying to figure out the mysteries of a prim package, usually at a very inopportune time. Even I have had the nightmare of disrobing for a lover only to discover I was not anotomically correct after having created an avi to have a private place to spend time with a "special" friend..... so embarassing. Can only imagine the mortification for a man what with so much ego tied up in that oh so important piece of equipment ^^. I say this needs to be stopped before it ruins another perfectly lovely romantic moment!
With that in mind, I would like to take this opportunity to call for all members of the world to arise and campaign with me to correct this travesty....We'll rally for the cause...call it "Nobs for Noobs" Imagine the great potential for picket signs alone! Lmao! (ok so i'm getting a little "tongue in cheek"... do you really blame me? ^^)
Annnnyways, we were all noobs at one time; it's nice to remember to be kind to the less um...endowed among us...... Help, the nobless...because you know you've been nobless too!