Why oh why are we born into this world sans genitalia?
I understand say, on the teen server but in the very adult world of sl?
I personally have witnessed the trials of a couple of male friends frantically trying to figure out the mysteries of a prim package, usually at a very inopportune time. Even I have had the nightmare of disrobing for a lover only to discover I was not anotomically correct after having created an avi to have a private place to spend time with a "special" friend..... so embarassing. Can only imagine the mortification for a man what with so much ego tied up in that oh so important piece of equipment ^^. I say this needs to be stopped before it ruins another perfectly lovely romantic moment!
With that in mind, I would like to take this opportunity to call for all members of the world to arise and campaign with me to correct this travesty....We'll rally for the cause...call it "Nobs for Noobs" Imagine the great potential for picket signs alone! Lmao! (ok so i'm getting a little "tongue in cheek"... do you really blame me? ^^)
Annnnyways, we were all noobs at one time; it's nice to remember to be kind to the less um...endowed among us...... Help, the nobless...because you know you've been nobless too!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
On being an SL escort
I am finding increasinly that I am meeting people (in the clubs no less) who turn their nose up at me for being what I am... Now it's not my problem if someone doesn't like me; (it seems to me that I don't need a morality lesson everytime I proposition someone!) it did however open the doors to some interesting topics of discussion about life and love.
Let me say this right off the bat.....I love my job! I love the hunt and being hunted, I love to dance and wear sexy clothes or none at all....I love saying and doing things that others might consider taboo...and most of all....I love sex and lots of it! That being said the question I most often get from the naysayers is why, if I love it so much I just don't do it for free.
I am not looking for any sort of attachment to anyone in sl, I've had my share of hurts (show me someone who hasn't)..... I am in the world to have fun pure and simple. Every time I've seen drama, it's invariably because someone's getting their real feelings tangled up in things and taking things much too seriously...why would I want to do that to myself and the people around me? Taking clients instead of lovers allows me to sleep with anyone I'm attracted to who shares my attraction and keeps the rules of engagement simple and to the point. We're going to have fun for as long as you want to pay for and when it's done neither of us owes the other anything else.
So stop trying to get into my head instead of my pants now willya?
Let me say this right off the bat.....I love my job! I love the hunt and being hunted, I love to dance and wear sexy clothes or none at all....I love saying and doing things that others might consider taboo...and most of all....I love sex and lots of it! That being said the question I most often get from the naysayers is why, if I love it so much I just don't do it for free.
I am not looking for any sort of attachment to anyone in sl, I've had my share of hurts (show me someone who hasn't)..... I am in the world to have fun pure and simple. Every time I've seen drama, it's invariably because someone's getting their real feelings tangled up in things and taking things much too seriously...why would I want to do that to myself and the people around me? Taking clients instead of lovers allows me to sleep with anyone I'm attracted to who shares my attraction and keeps the rules of engagement simple and to the point. We're going to have fun for as long as you want to pay for and when it's done neither of us owes the other anything else.
So stop trying to get into my head instead of my pants now willya?
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